badd idea #1938392926 : gtting drunk with onllyy mojo shot and real rhum rrform marticnikque at 50% alcoolckh
im soery i cant omplain to my roomate i need to do here shes sleepibg but wow im 4suree gonna throw upp if i dojnt im a real motherfucksr
Birthday: august 17th
Height: uhhhh 165cm i think ?
Eye color: poop
Hair color: also poop
A random fact about you: my thumbs are weird
Favorite band: metric (and so many others)
Favorite song: Where The Kids Are - Blondfire
Favorite food: pad thaï and general tao (currently eating that YES)
Favorite season: winter
Favorite animal: all kinds of birds but especially parrots
Favorite movie: toy story. always.
Anything you need to work on?: my grades. and my butt.
Are you friends with your ex?: i’d rather die tbh.
Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: taller
Dark hair or light hair?: dark
Smart or attractive?: both. i couldn’t date a stupid hot guy that’s literally my biggest turn off ever
Is creativity attractive?: yes
Do you care how much money they have?: kinda. i don’t believe in this ‘money doesn’t buy happiness’ bullshit tbh so yeah.
Your last text: ’wuddup hoe’ literally haha
Last one i received: my best friend gossiping
The last thing you ate: pad thaï
The last thing you drank: water
The last song you listened to: anything could happen - ellie goulding
The last book you read: a shitty philosophy book by Herder
The last movie you watched: The Exam. really weird movie. it had so much potential but they totally ruined it.
Do you play any instruments?: i couldn’t play any kind of instrument to save my life haha
what are you pets’ names?: batman ! my black cat :3
A random childhood memory: my parents used to give me “peace candy” (idk how to translate it) when we were in the car and i discovered when i was like 11 that they were actually “rockets” (or “smarties” in the US.) and that they just called them like that because i would stop talking and complaining hahaha
Your favorite color to wear: black and white
mr. sulu, plot a course for ‘as far away from my responsibilities as possible’ yes warp 10 would be great thank
Every night when your head hits the pillow, in the last moments before you go to sleep, your emotions betray you, and you question your ability to pull this off.
Always reblog the Ness first kiss.
HOW HAS IT BEEN ALMOST A YEAR? HOW?!?!?!?
Look at him. It looks like he’s trying to eat her face. Le swoon
What about the way his arm creeps up from her forearm to her neck and to cup her face and the way she just locks her arms around the back of his neck and damn could they be any more close? It’s like they’re kissing like the world is ending around them and they want to cherish and get the most out of it and don’t want to see the walls crumbling or the ground diminishing beneath their feet, all they need to feel are the shocks and sparks that have so long have been left tantalized and waiting to be ignited. It’s just so full of passion and desire and wow A++++ Jake & Zooey.
“Zooey doesn’t fuck around. She’s a great businessperson. For some reason, it’s never talked about. They talk about how she’s quirky and sweet, and that’s all true. But she has a music business, she’s been nominated for awards, she has a profitable website, and she’s the lead in a show she partially owns. I watch and learn a lot from her.”
— Jake Johnson for Cosmopolitan Magazine, April 2013.
YES. This quote immediately popped into my head when I read that article.